Satire is what closes Saturday night.

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

God finally caught his eye.

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.

You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

Love is a song, written in your heart.

When you have done all that you can do, A true Mother will always stick by you. You may think sometimes that she is rude. She has to be because this world can be crude.

Words are so very difficult to take back and forget. Memories fade with time, but words never do. They linger in our minds, our hearts, haunting us.

To regret your soul is to regret your past.

I'm Chinese-American, of course, and so it's very interesting to see China actually launch their own astronauts, becoming the third nation, following the United States and Russia, to do so.

I don't know any religion that promotes violence. It is the adherents of whatever religion.

The principal point of cleverness is to know how to value things just as they deserve.

A man must learn to love his children, not because they are his, but because they are children, else his love will be scarcely a better thing at last than the party-spirit of the faithful politician.

He (God) is not looking for smart people, because He is the smart one. All he wants are people simple enough to trust him.

[Entrepreneurship] is by no means hunch or gamble. But it also is not precisely science. Rather, it is judgment.