Satire that is seasonable and just is often more effectual than law or gospel.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

The soul's rainbow has more colors than the sky's stars.

Mountains are like Challenges... I climb upon them and then face them ..

I don't know if I believe in marriage. I believe in family, love and children.

I'd rather be loud and misunderstood than quiet and bored

We might be known for what we believed, but we're certain to be remembered for what we did about it.

I have projects in life that I'm engaged in, I have things that stimulate me in my life, that make me happy. But more interesting for me is: I'm still trying to figure it out.

I am just trying to get biblically stronger.

When it comes to training I do that through teaching.

You can be sure that I will always consider how changes to Social Security will impact people with disabilities when considering the various proposals offered for reform.

In my heart I know what kind of person I am, and that's good enough.