Say I had been with a guy like Tom Brady, Peyton Manning or Drew Brees all of my career. Are you kidding me?

If you align expectations with reality, you will never be disappointed.

Instead of me having a breakdown, I'm focusing on me having a breakthrough.

I think people change, but the media, they never allowed me to change. They never allowed me to be a better person

Life and death. At some point we're gonna leave this world. Do I know when? Absolutely not.

I feel like football players are overworked and underpaid compared to any other sports.

I don't have no friends. I don't want no friends. That's how I feel.

I just feel like with God you can't be defeated.

People have doubted me and criticized me my whole life, and that's why I'm the way I am.

God blessed me to play football.

Jerry (Rice) played until he was 42. At 39, I ran a 4.43 40-yard dash. You look at the number of dropped balls and the way guys are playing now and you can't honestly say I can't do better.

Makhluk kecil kembalilah. Dari tiada ke tiada. Berbahagialah dalam ketiadaanmu.

That's how you avoid becoming a moth, " he says. "Stop asking others what to believe. Figure it out for yourself.

Sometimes we fail to see what others see and emphasise on what they lack to see. The I of a different eye.

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.

Well you can't win the lottery if you don't have a ticket

I have always employed humor, and I think it's absolutely crucial that we do because, among other things, humor is the only free emotion.

Inspect every piece of pseudoscience and you will find a security blanket.

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

[A-listers] ended up abandoning Hillary [Clinton] more than they abandoned [Donald] Trump.

How can you think and hit at the same time?