Say that again, Commonwealth whit? (translation: what?) I'm no used tae hearing that.

AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!

Naw, it's like ants up there, man. Like ants that sound like lions!

Sometimes you need to be awkward to beat awkwardness

I couldn't believe, I felt as if, like I said, I was going to drap deed y'knaw't a mean?

I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'

That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man

I'm not a big drinker. I don't really drink at all. But my dad and his pals will want to have a good swally because their nerves will be in some state, man!

A man who takes into consideration the feelings of others even when arranging the manner of his own death shows a nobility of character which compels the admiration of all classes.

A heart can only be broken or remain shattered through repeated negative interpretations of a negative experience.

When you clench your fist, no one can put anything in your hand.

Empathy is a virtue, but it should not be a guiding judicial principle.

I went in to play the most corrupt politician I could possibly think of [in "The Congressman"] and to do it with a certain kind of charm.

One cannot choose how one's life begins but one can choose to face the end with courage

No company fails in communist China, because they're all partly owned by the government.

A man with a credit card is in hock to his own image of himself.

Simply making decisions, one after another, can be a form of art.

The element which is conveniently missing from today's Republican Party is the human one. People's hopes and realities become numbers and words, devoid of personality and easy to erase.