Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run.

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

Empathy nurtures wisdom. Apathy cultivates ignorance.

Is it better to have bronze than copper and tin separately? Is this the marker of some historic advance?

Each day I connect with my inner being. Doing so, makes navigating through life so much easier.

No matter how fleeting Your smile is, Your smile is the very beginningOf your wisdom-light.

If you're a painter, you're not alone. There's no way to be alone.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

Joy, feeling one’s own value, being appreciated and loved by others, feeling useful and capable of production are all factors of enormous value for the human soul.

I still call myself a communist, because communism is no more what Russia made of it than Christianity is what the churches make of it.

I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.

There are plenty of good ideas, if only they can be backed with the power of action.