Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the midst of all of the politics we live through on a daily basis.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Is a figment of our imagination actually reality coming to life?

Live and dwell in endless possibilities to find out what is possible.

I've had an exciting life I married for love and got a little money along with it.

this is no dream just my oily life where the people are alibis and the street is unfindable for an entire lifetime.

We want our children to live in an America...that isn't threatened by the destructive power of a warming planet.

The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator.

I tend to get a little quirkier and crazier with my lyrics and come from a different angle when I'm writing for myself.

Camo never goes out of style as far as I'm concerned.

Is life a boon? If so, it must befall That Death, whene'er he call, Must call too soon.

A lot of people try to paint this child actor stigma, but I always looked at it as a great opportunity.