Scared people did scary things sometimes,

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

Man, don't ever be sorry you don't want to kill someone.

One minute the teacher was talking about the Civil War. And the next minute he was gone. There. Gone. No 'poof.' No flash of light. No explosion.

He found a set of encyclopedias—like Wikipedia, but paper and very bulky.

[Caine]"Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were."[Sam]"Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

It couldn’t last. Everyone was just killing time. But if all they did was kill time, time would end up killing them.

You have always written before and you will write now. All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know

You can rise above the ashes of your past.

I have a bad tendency to get rapidly bored with my own material, so rewriting is hard for me. I mean, I already know the story and would rather read something new.

Happiness is determined more by one's state of mind than by external events.

If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.

My dad, Fred Trump, was the smartest and hardest-working man I ever knew. It's because of him that I learned from my youngest age to respect the dignity of work and the dignity of working people.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

Attention is psychic energy, and like physical energy, unless we allocate some part of it to the task at hand, no work gets done.

I always wanted to interview Michael Jackson, because I just wanted to humanize him.