School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.

Whether something is wonderful or horrible, the most harmful thought we can think is “Will this last forever?

Maturity and experience are part of my liberation.

We start this new year in the midst of an economic crisis unlike we have seen in our lifetime.

The damning tho't stuck in my throat and cut me like a knife, That she, whom all my life I'd loved, should be another's wife.

The hallmark of excellence, the test of greatness, is consistency.

Without action, you aren't going anywhere.

If God wills the evangelization of the world, and you refuse to support missions, then you are opposed to the will of God.

Historically Black Colleges and Universities, or HBCUs, have played an important role in enriching the lives of not just African Americans, but our entire country.

Our goal is to give all Americans front-door access to the truth.