School life is like being on a monkey mountain...monkeys in the same gang constantly fight and get back together again...and a hierarchy gets established.

Fame is a funny thing, like a secret, both are hard to keep.

An author's first duty is to let down his country.

Go down to the Republican headquarters. They ain't got a single black working there. Not one.

Books are men of higher stature.

The smallest atom of truth represents some man's bitter toil and agony; for every ponderable chunk of it there is a brave truth-seeker's grave upon some lonely ash-dump and a soul roasting in hell.

Banks have never made money in the history of banking, losing the equivalent of all their past profits periodically - while bankers strike it rich.

You, too, be courageous! The world needs convinced and fearless witnesses. It is not enough to discuss, it is necessary to act!

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

By praying with friends, you will be able to hear and see facets of Jesus that you have not yet perceived.

If I'd proposed solving the pension problem by compulsory euthanasia for every fifth pensioner I'd have got less trouble for it.