School's a weird thing. I'm not sure it works.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Just by doing what rich do... can make you also rich... Rich drink coca-cola so you can too!

What we desire our children to become, we must endeavor to be before them

I always wanted to be a performer, I didn't know exactly what kind of performer, all I knew was there were certain things that I liked. I liked movies a whole lot, and I loved music.

Ideas exist in our minds that can be accounted for by no established laws.

People that call old leads, drive old cars.

As a female pilot, the sacred rose garden in my heart is the motherland's blue sky.

I made it easier for many artists to play in certain areas.

To preserve our cheerfulness amid sicknesses and troubles, is a sign of a right and good spirit.

Because we cannot accept the truth of transience, we suffer.

I've always loved the Sangha. I have the deepest, deepest respect for them. I'm very sorry that in the West people don't appreciate what the monastic order is about.