Science can never grapple with the irrational. That is why it has no future before it, in this world.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Put it on your forehead and you'll feel better in no time!

Remember that yours is not the only heart that may be wishing for love.

One of the major requirement for life's success is discipline.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Meryl Streep's got talent, she's got skills. I'm sure she wants to be on 'Cougar Town,' right?

I can carry a tune with a three-note range. Once I'm out of that range, I'm in trouble.

My nerves before a gig got worse; I had terrible bad nerves all the time. Once we started... I was fine.

She was made of flesh and eyelashes.

Are you winning the battle against materialism?

Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!