Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it. So I don't think I could successfully pull off being on a project like that without really losing my mind.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

Life is full of beauty, notice it and live your life to the fullest potential. Go after your dreams.

Out of adversity comes opportunity.

Rebounding helps a lot with your ball skills, because you're able to go get the ball at a high point, which is what they want you to do in football.

I've always been against trying to make a movie like another movie. That's lame. It's already been done, so why do it again?

But youth isn't happy. Youth is sadder than age.

I try to use pain as fuel for my work.

I've been outta my mind a long time.

I'm not the guy that thinks I'm a perfect singer.

I want to take IBM back to its roots.

It's hard to do things like auditions, because you don't want to put weeks of work into just an audition.