Science has become politicized, and that's an embarrassment.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

There are things I can't force. I must adjust.

I believe that for lots of churches and religious institutions, their main focus on the development of faith among parishioners needs to spread to the community.

The boundary between ourselves and other people and between ourselves and Nature, is illusion. Oneness is reality.

I wish somebody would just give me a couple of million dollars a year, so that I could do a play based on every little fantasy I have.

The mice which helplessly find themselves between the cats teeth acquire no merit from their enforced sacrifice.

Personally, I do movies the way I cook. I put in what I like, in case nobody else likes it and I have to eat it for the rest of the week.

There is the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, they are persons, they are not some vague idea in the clouds. This God spray does not exist! The three persons exist!

The ungovernable passion for wealth. [Lat., Opum furiata cupido.]

Sometimes people have said that Islam, in its own calendar, is still only in the Middle Ages.

The amount of painkillers I was given. Every time I had a pain in my leg I got used to numbing it out.