Science is not something that exists apart from human beings. It's one of the things we do as human beings, and we always have done science and technology in some form.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

The mind is a magnetic field. When it a attract good thoughts, it will produce good deeds.

I've learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not on our circumstances.

You still should enjoy the beach and going outside. Having a good time at the beach can still include being smart about protecting your skin because getting burned is no fun at all.

You are all a lost generation. [with credit to Gertrude Stein]

Whisky is liquid sunshine.

It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.

I had to spend countless hours, above and beyond the basic time, to try and perfect the fundamentals.

I mean, the greatest athletes in the world are African-American.

Give your players something they can physically do - don't ask them to do something they can't do.

I'm a comeback waiting to happen. No one deserves it more than I do.