Science is science, but a girl MUST get her hair done.

I've got to go. That's one of the penalties of being a doctor. I never seem to finish a conversation.

Everything that ever walked or crawled on the face of the earth, swum the depths of the ocean or soared through the skies left its imprint here

The history of medicine is the history of the unusual.

Not another word, not another thought, not another sniffle. If you need to pass gas, I pray you'll clench your backside and keep walking until we are certainly alone.

How odd it is that we so often weep for each other’s distresses, when we shed not a tear for our own!

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable.

Sometimes in football you have to hold your hand up and say, yeah, they're better than us.

White lies are ushers to black ones.

If we win, we'll make history, and I'll serve you on the Agriculture Committee.

Kicking the football and the soccer ball is all the same, just a different shape, like an egg. It doesn't make any difference.

You get your inspiration - suggestions - wherever you have to, even from your mother.

Peace, Land, and Bread! All power to the Soviet!

It is the difference betwixt lust and love that this is fixed, that volatile. Love grows, lust wastes by enjoyment.