Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you.

On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.

If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?

Science "knows" it doesn't know everything, otherwise it would stop.

The past does not define me, it ignites me. The past is not a piece of me, it has placed me.

To experience peace ~ stop disturbing it!

Make your life more meaningful by constantly experiencing the priceless feeling that comes with making a positive difference in someone else's life.

The Cool Kids are Chicago. Me being from Michigan is a part of that dynamic.

There are two men inside the artist, the poet and the craftsman. One is born a poet. One becomes a craftsman.

My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.

A man is a little soul carrying around a courpse.

I'm actually a pretty good tennis player!

I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe.

People may believe correct things for the damndest and weirdest of wrong reasons.