Science "knows" it doesn't know everything, otherwise it would stop.

Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you.

On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.

If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?

All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.

I was obsessed with romance. When I was in high school, I saw 'Doctor Zhivago' every day from the day it opened until the day it left the theater.

I want people to remember me as a full on entertainer and a good person.

Simplicity makes me happy.

Cartooning really is just designing.

It is better to be taught to think critically than to be told on what to believe.

The patience of poverty. In rice fields, backs bent forever. Amazing, man outoxens the oxen and still smiles. The mystery of India, say Indologists.

Just like all great stories, our fears focus our attention on a question that is as important in life as it is in literature: What will happen next?

People do want to know the personal things. How far is too far to go with personal lives?