Science never makes things that do not have to do with what we feel, by which I mean what we want and what we fear.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah.

Great is the glory of God.

If you do something that you're not genuinely passionate about, it is a little soul-crushing. Just not worth it.

Every day I pray about all I do.

Just a turn of the doorknob, and there lies freedom.

The pillow smells like the sunlight, a precious smell.

I really love fan art, which I get sent a lot of. I really, really get a lot of. I get a kick out of it.

The U.N. is an American-based bastion of foreign spies. Russia has more spies in the U.S. than there are members of the F.B.I.

I think good comedy is a commitment to the absurd in that the situation for the actors should be virtually played like a drama.

Talk about your blessings more than you talk about your burdens.