Science, you don't know, looks like magic.

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

I wake up every morning literally with a smile on my face, grateful for another day I never thought I'd see.

Well, I just bought a massive bank and I've moved into it on my own.

The key for us, number one, has always been hiring very smart people.

The mind's job is to validate what it thinks.

If you become more concerned for the welfare of others, you will experience a sense of calm, inner-strength, and self confidence.

The people in New York have no idea what they're doing.

I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny.

People's attentions spans are getting shorter and shorter. I don't want to cater to that necessarily but, just for myself, it feels like more than 40 minutes of music is too much.

The court was not previously aware of the prisoner's many accomplishments. In view of these, we see fit to impose the death penalty.

I hope I can make Pakistan proud by bringing home an Oscar.