Scientific Progress goes boink?

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

The average novel invariably reads like a detective's report. It is drab and tedious because it is never objective.

The greatest sense of love, which is available for us at all times, is God’s love.

A lie always needs a truth for a handle to it.

I think everyone should go to bed like they have a date at the door.

And I think to myself what a wonderful world. Oh, yeah.

I knew each person's delusion, the places their records had scratched, where the sounds repeated.

The Christian family is missionary: it announces the love of God to the world.

If acknowledging that racial misgivings and misunderstandings are still a part of politics and life in America, I plead guilty.

It looks like the financial giants of the world have bungled as much as the diplomats and politicians. This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something.

I really believe deep in my soul that we're going to have to step up and face these challenges and be tough and pull together and unify and be creative and be willing to sacrifice.