Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Fate is unalterable only in the sense that given a cause, a certain result must follow, but no cause is inevitable in itself, and man can shape his world if he does not resign himself to ignorance.

There have been several Duchesses of Westminster but there is only one Chanel!

The real duty of man is not to extend his power or multiply his wealth beyond his needs, but to enrich and enjoy his imperishable possession: his soul.

You boast of spending a tenth part of your income in charity; may be you should spend the nine tenths so, and done with it.

I was living in the U.K. I was back in New Zealand for the New Zealand Music Awards, which is like our annual New Zealand GRAMMYs.

I just love vampires.

I just do whatever I feel. Whatever the beat makes me say, I do that and I run with that.

Deep down inside we're all the same. We all have the same emotions.

We don't have a prayer of defeating the Red Threat of our generation without a long boom of almost unprecedented duration.

The man who sees both sides of a question is a man who sees absolutely nothing at all.