Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons.

We need to encourage our kids to express their feelings. We need to help them find their voice.

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

But giving up's easy. You know what's hard? To believe in your own worth, to know you've got something special in you even if nobody else can see it. Even when you can't.

Failure is just success rounded down.

Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.

We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE

I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights and ripping this post from Jason verbatim, since it says everything I want to.

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again.

The paradox of writing is that you’re trying to use words to express what words can’t express.

My running style was kind of just head-on, because I couldn't dance.

I actually wanted to be an astronaut, but I don't have a mathematical brain.

I want to change my way of seeing, NOT my way of feeling. I was perfectly happy about my feelings.

To work a fell revenge a man's a fool, if not instructed in a woman's school.

The affectionate farce I make of him ignores the ways I feel his lack of love for me. But we are managing.

I knew that I lived in a country in which the aspirations of black people were limited, marked-off. Yet I felt that I had to go somewhere and do something to redeem my being alive.

I'm not a great lover of Madonna's voice. She's done very well with what she's got, and I'm sure my voice turns her right off, but she's not my favourite singer.

I'll try anything...I'll even try Limburger cheese!