Scientists say an 8.9 earthquake here could knock down buildings, flood coastal areas... and improve the roads.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Old memories are always there. Like they happened yesterday.

I’ve always thought that the best moments can come from the worst times.

Health is wealth but wealth is not health

He came into the world like a delivery that no one knew what to do with, and nobody wanted to sign for.

The great law of culture: Let each become all that he was created capable of being.

I can connect with peoples' pain because I was 'po' before I was 'poor'.

Let one state in the U.S. be free of government and overnight you would have an economic powerhouse.

What kind of wife would I be if I left your father simply because he was dead?

Be sure the safest rule is that we should not dare to live in any scene in which we dare not die.

We cannot enter into alliances until we are acquainted with the designs of our neighbors. We are not fit to lead an army on the march unless we are familiar with the face of the country.