Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse?

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Technically, of course, he was right. Socially, he was annoying us.

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

Isn´t it strange how wealth is always wasted on the rich?

Imagine yourself acclaimed, a decorated national hero, an idol to millions of desperate people, then within six months, condemned to death by hanging.

One way to appreciate C.S. Lewis is to see how his Christian humility shaped his life and work.

Private property is a means, and neither its abolition nor its unrestricted right should be an end in itself.

The truth is not what we received today. Once again, we are being used as props in a Pentagon public relations exercise.

There is no such thing as good writing, only good rewriting.

I wondered which was harder, in the end. The act of telling, or who you told it to. Or maybe if, when you finally got it out, the story was really all that mattered.

It's not only progressives who listen to progressive radio.