Scoring high in procreation, got an A studying female anatomy.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

I declareThat later on, Even in an age unlike our own, Someone will remember who we are.

You may think you've hit rock bottom in your life but guess what—there's more crud underneath those rocks.

I hate to be what is called a clever girl—there are too many of that sort now!

Gratitude is a very pleasant sensation, both for those who feel and to those who excite it. No one who confers a favor can say with truth that they 'want no thanks.' They always do.

I'm a real geek. I love spending time researching a character and reading about them.

I'm just permanently agitated by everything and everyone.

Please be peaceful. We believe in law and order. We are not advocating violence, I want you to love your enemies... for what we are doing is right, what we are doing is just -- and God is with us.

It's amazing the difference A bit of sky can make.

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.