Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism.

If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?

Read comics. All comics. And then cut them open to steal their power.

I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER

That means that the universe is two-dimensional. Matter, energy, time, you, me and the floor are holograms.

The single simplest reason why human space flight is necessary is this, stated as plainly as possible: keeping all your breeding pairs in one place is a retarded way to run a species.

Wolves ate even mighty hunters, for there was no honor or code among predators, and everyone's guts steam the same way when torn open on a cold night.

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

What if I left my memory in the future and I have to catch up to it?

Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I’m pretty sure.

Face the complexity involved in making ethical choices.

Brilna, meanwhile, had attached a vacant look to her face, one that she applies when confused, a common occurrence, thus a frequent application.

My life is very monotonous," the fox said. "I hunt chickens; men hunt me. All the chickens are just alike, and all the men are just alike. And, in consequence, I am a little bored.

When we work with our thinking, then to have great wealth is the same as to have nothing. That's the only freedom.

He made us realize that if the mind was willing, the body can go.

President Clinton was able to achieve budget surpluses despite a divided government.

At the end of the day you bet on people, not on strategies.

One of my favorite artists on Deviantart.

I'm 63. It's kind extraordinary that I'm out here at all and people want to see me.

Victims suggest innocence. And innocence, by the inexorable logic that governs all relational terms, suggests guilt.