Scotland have this habit of kicking themselves in the foot

John Cross is feeling very boyish about Arsenal's chances

I don't want to stir up a can of worms.

Belgium's not a hotpot of international football

In the papers this morning: 'Police closing in on Ian Holloway.' Sorry, it's 'Palace closing in on Ian Holloway.'

Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm

The man is United - cut him and he bleeds red

Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I've no idea

I'm not going to single individuals out but Yakubu has missed loads of great chances

I have seen players sent off for far worse offences than that.

I've got my doubts, there's no doubt about it

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. This is what life is.

Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.

I've watched a lot of people who became famous who completely change and I think it's because they tend to believe all the hype that's out there. I don't think there's that much hype about me.

Smile at a stranger. See what happens.

The drunkard forfeits man and doth divest All wordly right, save what he hath by beast.

I have only one loyalty - to my writing. I never wanted to be the head of a studio or a producer.

The great thing about film is you start and finish. It's a journey that lasts so long, TV lasts a long time.

Now. Now is the most important time of all of your young lives. And what does now stand for - N-O-W? No Other Way. That's the only time - NOW!

Nothing could be more pleasant than to live in solitude, enjoy the spectacle of nature, and occasionally read some book.

Never stop feeling and seeing and being excited with great things like air and engines and sounds of sunlight within you.