Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.

They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.

You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.

If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.

Found out. A nothing player.

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.

Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.

Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.

Good deeds awaken the good spirit of every soul.

I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.

Growing up in Vancouver, it's not like growing up in Middle America or the middle of Canada. It's a very movie town.

Miss Brooke had that kind of beauty which seems to be thrown into relief by poor dress.

When you live under the power of terror and segregation, you can't ever start a work of art.

When you've got good writing, you can kind of give up all the research, in a way, and start just following the emotional integrity of the journey of your character.

There are worlds beyond worlds and times beyond times, all of them true, all of them real, and all of them (as children know) penetrating each other.

My mother's nickname for me is Positive Patrick. I like to live up to that title.

The fusion of art and technology that we call interface design.

When you don't have people in your life pushing you, can you push yourself?