Scrape the surface of language, and you will behold interstellar space and the skin that encloses it.

A man who lacks understanding is susceptible to deception

Books were my escape, they transported me to other worlds without step-mothers.

Self Help: When you really stop and think about it, is there any other kind?

I always feel a rise in my scalp or in the backs of my wrists when something is special, whether it be a song or a man.

You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time.

I really like to be able to have variety and to try different things - that's the beauty of fashion.

Be faithful in the little things.

I love myself, I no longer need Cupid...

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

New writers seem to pop up from everywhere. And quite a few of them are really good and original.