Scratch a king and find a fool!

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

...if he had married Mrs. Albert Grantham for her money I freely admit that no man marries without a reason and with her it would have been next to impossible to think up another one....

Often what we struggle with becomes the foundation of our greatest success.

Bad things happen in dark places.

What takes more courage. To live ... or to die?

The whole meaning of prayer is that we may know God.

... some important factor doesn't lose its "share of force" just because some "expert" can better measure other types of force.

I'd been on 'Buffy' - that is an amazing community, the Joss Whedon fans.

The votaries of nonviolence cannot harbour violence even in thought, let alone the question of doing it.

Experience gained in two schools under my control has taught me that punishment does not purify, if anything, it hardens children.

The writers are very good about misdirection and changeups, and that's what's great about it. We always think we know what's going to happen and then they throw a curveball that you don't see coming.