Scratch a lover and find a foe.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

What you said about the sweetest pain? That fits us.

Love doesn't measure that way... you may blame me for your feelings, but it isn't fair to blame me for how you've chosen to behave.

As they walked away, hand in hand, they vowed to be together forever, not knowing that forever always ended.

Your words are building blocks of which you construct your life and future.

They need help, and we have helped, and we are here to help. And we are helping, and we're going to continue to help.

I get inspiration from my everyday life.

Youth are no longer the place where society reveals its dreams.

You can have, be or do, anything you want.

Our nation's anti-hunger programs need to be strengthened.

I think the big thing is to talk about getting people working again and addressing the issues that are keeping small business from being able to grow.