Scratch an actor and you'll find an actress.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Grief, no matter how you try to cater to its wail, has a way of fading away.

With sharpen'd sight pale Antiquaries pore, Th' inscription value, but the rust adore. This the blue varnish, that the green endears; The sacred rust of twice ten hundred years.

The great drama of Russian history has been between its state and society. Put simply, Russia has always had too much state and not enough society.

Let slip the dogs of champions.

I actually have a thing about proper nouns. They clang on my ear in a weird way when I hear them dropped into movies.

The lifespan of most professional athletes is relatively short, and most have no preparation for doing anything after their career ends, which it could in an instant.

Dreams nourish the soul just as food nourishes the body. The pleasure of the search and of adventure feeds our dreams.

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy.

California, the department-store state. The most of everything and the best of nothing.

Some people don't know how to fall in love, like not knowing how to swim. They panic first when they jump in. Then they figure it out.