Scribbler, n. A professional writer whose views are antagonistic to one's own.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Possibility exists in every adversity.

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.

Acting can be an amazingly cathartic thing - especially for young girls.

Any woman or man who would write the truth of their lives would write a great work. But no one has dared to write the truth of their lives.

In the nineteenth century the more grandiose word inspiration began to replace the word idea in the arts.

I never supported violence. Before the formation of TMC, I was a member of the Congress Party. Gandhi's Congress. Non-violence is a philosophy that runs deep.

The idea is there locked inside. All you have to do is remove the excess stone.

If you grow up in the suburbs, you hear of people dying of old age, car wrecks, cancer. In the city, it's always people dying of violence or stray bullets.

A product is not a product unless it sells. Otherwise it is merely a museum piece.