Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.

Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.

To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!

Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.

Learning to read music in Braille & play by ear helped me develop a [very] good memory.

The people who harvest America's food must be treated with respect and earn a living wage.

The night was ordinary. It usually is, I think, when your life changes. Most people aren't doing anything special when the carefully placed pieces of their life break apart.

To be in touch with yourself requires great sensitivity to everything that's going on here and now.

Full of love for all things in the world, practicing virtue, in order to benefit others, this man alone is happy.

Rationalism doesn't require "belief," only observation. The real, measurable world doesn't care what you believe.

You're so nice. You're not good, you're not bad, You're just nice. I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right. I'm the witch. You're the world.

I don't get this whole super-skinny obsession. I really think women look more beautiful when they let their curves show.

People in general want to build somebody up and then try to knock them down. They always root for the underdog.