Second place is the first loser.

You cannot see faith, but you can see the footprints of the faithful. We must leave behind "faithful footprints" for others to follow.

It started to hurt less because it mattered so much less.

The problem for us is not are our desires satisfied or not. The problem is how do we know what we desire.

Above all, always see Jesus in every person, and consequently treat each one not only as an equal and as a brother or sister, but also with great humility, respect and selfless generosity.

I don't write about certain arguments I have with my wife. I'd get my head torn off if wrote about certain things.

Miles' sessions were not typical of anybody else's sessions. They were totally unique.

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.

When you love something, you'll always come back to it. You'll always keep asking questions, and finding answers.

I'm definitely a fan of public humiliation.

Well, I had a record deal since I was 18, and it got me where I am.