Secrets that reside in the mind of one person aren't really secrets. They're unspoken fears.

Truth isn't beauty. It isn't even always true. Truth is nothing more than consistency of message. I learned that from advertising.

And sometimes the show can't go on.

I'm a celebrity trapped in a normal person's body.

Blue Boy proves that if you don't quite fit in, then you might as well stand out with as much wit, color and audacity as you can muster.

Don't bother asking God for answers about life. Most likely you're asking the wrong questions.

...once you've crawled into what's commonly thought of as the sordid underbelly of life, you realize it's all just different versions of normal.

We all live partially in reality and partially in a world of make-believe.

I realized that it was not that I didn’t want to go on without him. I did. It was just that I didn’t know why I wanted to go on

The mind is an intricate mechanism that can be run on the fuels of both victory and defeatism.

And I figured that he can be my ears and I can be his eyes. A good trade-off, don't you think?

A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.

Don't be a novelist --- be a statistician. Much more scope for the imagination.

Carbs are devastating for the brain.

That all power of suspending laws, or the execution of laws, by any authority, without consent of the representatives of the people, is injurious to their rights, and ought not to be exercised.

Let us be of good cheer, however, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come.

Summer had come to sit on New York's face.