See... What I felt they should have done, for our first public works project, is build a giant wall... across the entire border of Canada. Because that's where the cold air comes from.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Saying of the ProphetObjectsIt is your attachment to objects which make you blind and deaf.

Would anyone notice if I just... left

My mom and I had the same vision, and we want the same things. We would always make a goal list every year.

The floor is milk, churn it and make it butter.

Ego is my career. Rap music is all ego.

Ideologies aren't all that important. What's important is psychology.

The heart of man does not tolerate an absence of the excellent and supreme.

People can stand around and share movement with each other, whether it's professional or not. That's how it grows. That's what dance does. It's its own language.

I have been skeptical and not trusting of traditional models of the entertainment industry. I never got a manager.

Venice is all sea and sculpture.