See, how the liver is swollen larger than a fat goose! In amazement you will exclaim: Where could this possibly grow?

Life is not merely to be alive, but to be well.

Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells? To dig a vineyard is worthier exercise for men.

The spirit of the individual is determined by his dominating thought habits.

There is nothing more revolting than an old busybody.

I would not miss your face, your neck, your hands, your limbs, your bosom and certain other of your charms. Indeed, not to become boring by naming them all, I could do without you, Chloe, altogether.

Rarity gives a charm; so early fruits and winter roses are the most prized; and coyness sets off an extravagant mistress, while the door always open tempts no suitor.

Each day provides its own gifts.

Tomorrow's life is too late. Live today.

Here's a rule of life: You don't get to pick what bad things happen to you

There is no living with thee, nor without thee.

To invent something, all you need is imagination and a big pile of junk.

I just tape four Tylenols to it.

Idiots and lunatics see only their own wit.

In a professional once engaged, the performance of the job comes first.

My favorite definition of fear is: False Expectations Appearing Real

I don’t look like a lot of other people, you know what I mean? I look like I’m 12.

Repetition is a form of change

I love the freedom of movement that my phone gives me. That has definitely transformed my life.

The NHS is a bit iffy when you sprain an ankle, but when it's a high-priority issue, it's fantastic. They don't mess about. They're incredibly efficient when things go wrong.

Nothing can prepare you for living or working with a sociopathic serial bully. It is the most devastating, draining, misunderstood, and ultimately futile experience imaginable.