See me when you look at me.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Your mind is well-spring of life.

If you don't love the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven.

War, what's it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.

Only the winners decide what were war crimes.

The best cure for weariness is the challenge of helping someone who is even more tired.

Recovering from the suicide of a loved one, you need all the help you can get.

When I walk outside, people have something to say about it.

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow.

The heart knows nothing of the past, nothing of the future; it knows only of the present.

You get to an age when there are really just two reasons to get up in the morning — for goodness sake and for heaven's sake.