See men for miles around give nature what she needs, rivers and rivers and rivers of it. You exhale with perfecthappiness. Nature turned you down in high school. Now you can come in her eye.

There's no law against a sentence existing in two places at once, unlike humans, who are no longer allowed to bilocate because it confuses the cops too much.

I tweet when the tweet arrives. Never force a tweet or you will hurt your babymaker - and this is true of literature as well.

He clenched his small fist, bellowed his rage to the heavens, and resolved to never again recognize the authority of any man on earth.

It doesn’t matter what we are. It matters what we do.

Long live the dead because we live in them.

I am what I am Are you what you are or What?

I'm not OK you're not OK-and that's OK.

Always leave something to wish for otherwise you will be miserable from your very happiness.

People can live through hardship, but from hard feelings they perish.

I'm not a coach and I know it. I'm too busy and it doesn't pay. I'm expensive. But I would always advise.

I don’t like the gringos at all. They are very boring and all have faces like unbaked rolls.

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another.

All white-collar work is project work. The single salient fact that touches all of our lives is that work is being reinvented.