See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

It was in the black mirror of anarchism that surrealism first recognised itself.

When the mind has once begun to yield to the weakness of superstition, trifles impress it with the force of conviction.

I have no grand scheme.

I'm proud of "Shoot the Moon."

Mostly [Eva Braun criticize Adolf Hitler] about his clothes, the cut and the fit of his clothes. This was an ongoing issue between them.

Early publication can be a dubious blessing: we all know writers who would give anything not to have published their first book, and go about trying to buy up all existing copies.

I was an angst-y journal writing kid.

And I really have done everything that I said I did do. The rest is just a story that somebody else made up.

The Law of Love, call it attraction, affinity, cohesion if you like, governs the world.

Schools in the future will be judged less because of the credentials that they bestow, and more because of the experiences that they offer.