See, some people politely encourage their tone-deaf friends to sing. Some people even convince them to go on live television and audition for national competitions. But me? I am not that friend.

Mom asked for a cupcake miracle? Well, here comes the freaking holy angel of icing, at your service. --

I'm not sure if you even want me around or if you just feel sorry for me. I'm not sure of anything.

Have some carrots. They're good for your eyes.""Then you have some fries. They're good for your... I don't know. They're just good.

I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix.

Would 'sorry' have made any difference? Does it ever? It's just a word. One word against a thousand actions.

If time were to take on human form, would she be your taskmaster or freedom fighter?

Sometimes, people trying to commit suicide manage it in a manner that leaves them breathless with astonishment.

So where do you go? Back to the bottle And back to a tiny room somewhere. And wait. And wait, and wait. That's all.

Do not underestimate the importance of feeling special.

I believe it is important for people to create a healthy mental environment in which to accomplish daily tasks.

How can we ask for our young stars to have a high level of responsibility if we are not demonstrating that same level of responsibility towards them?

There is no danger of developing eyestrain from looking at the bright side of things.

I may forget my dignity, but you may not.

Better hope deferred than none.

And for the few that only lend their ear, That few is all the world.