Seeing things a human shouldn't have to see makes us human.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Ignorance is not bliss. It is the kiss of death.

Men who try to understand the world without the help of children are like men who try to bake bread without the help of yeast.

We are commissioned to make disciples, to bring them into the same direct relationship with Christ as those who left their nets and their fishing boats to become “fishers of men.

The only difference between success and failure is the ability to take action.

God bless them pretty women, I wish they was mine, Their breath is as sweet, The dew on the vine.

Yeah. Science doesn't end. That's the one thing I learned. People think of science as spitting out right answers, and that's it. It's always under review.

LL Cool J should be the spokesman for a line of pajamas called Ladies Love Cool Jammies.

We often find comfort in telling what is painful in actual experience.

We are not lacking in the dynamic forces needed to create the future. We live immersed in a sea of energy beyond all comprehension.

I want to help people with depression understand that there is hope, so that they can get the help they need to live rich, fulfilling lives.