Seeing your name on the list for KP or guard duty when you're in the Army is like reading a bad review.

Hollywood is still the mecca for good or bad, but it isn't the beginning or end for filmmaking.

I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.

The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could sleep with his wife.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

Smell that? You smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

One thing I like about Argentina, they only cook with salt; that's it.

Not every successful man is a good father. But every good father is a successful man.

Never use money to measure wealth, son.

If you don't daydream and kind of plan things out in your imagination, you never get there. So you have to start someplace.

I love the smell of juice boxes in the morning.

People always say life is too short for regrets. But the truth is, it's too long.

Really think about what you want your eulogy to say about you, then live THAT.

I'm going to make it a law that the correct way to address your sovereign is my giving a high five.' Kai's smiled brightened. 'That's genius. Me too.

Homemade stuffing is my favorite thing about Thanksgiving. I wish people served it more than just once a year.

Truth is not a virtue, but a passion. It is never charitable.

Fable has strong shoulders that carry far more truth than fact can.

I wouldn't be against them (large wind turbines) if they actually worked.

If God gave us everything we asked for, we'd be in chaos.

New York is a much younger city that drives culture. In Paris, older women drive the culture - really drive culture.

When you start to become famous, you can hop into any kind of field just because of the name you have and the credentials you have.