Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.

There is nothing personal about a personal ad.

They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

Hurry up and learn patience.

If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.

Compassion makes you strong, caring and creative. It creates a different attitude, a level of maturity and understanding, where you do something which makes you stand out of crowd.

We must begin thinking like a river if we are to leave a legacy of beauty and life for future generations.

Make all good men your well-wishers and then in the years' steady sifting some of them will turn into friends.

As you pray and serve others, your knowledge that you are a child of God and your feelings about Him will grow.

I really do miss playing basketball. I don't play a lot of pick-up games. But I do like using basketball as a form of cross training.

Caring for our seniors is perhaps the greatest responsibility we have. Those who walked before us have given so much and made possible the life we all enjoy.

I'm not sure I'm adult yet.

I also met Dominique Sanda, who I always worshipped.

Our generation had been told that life had seriousness, and we came in (to politics) with purpose. We were serving history.

I feel, in a way, on a record, you can be more subtle. In the live setting, everything gets amplified. The dynamics are more extreme in concert.