Seems like nothing ever brings you back to reality that makes you want to stay there.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

The ultimate purpose of education is to learn how to reveal your own unique beauty.

Well there's these things called books.... They are like TV for smart people.

I can't think of anything worse than trying to schmooze someone with the idea that you're an actor.

My husband has always agreed with me philosophically.

If the entire divinity and domain of God sits in the heart of a person, and his longing becomes timeless, then man can develop the capacity to love.

I'm always interested in very, very futuristic music and bridging the gap between the physicality of organic guitar music and trying to translate that into something electronic is really fascinating.

I don't drink water, haven't drank water in 40 years.

That word, fan, has always kind of bothered me

Friends are like spaghetti, they should stick together. The only way to have a friend is to be one.

Writing is like a sport - you only get better if you practice