Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

A glint of intention initiates the process of creation.

Samadhi is the absorption of God. There's no sense of time, place or condition.

Many an object is not seen, though it falls within the range of our visual ray, because it does not come within the range of our intellectual ray.

Milton Friedman’s misfortune is that his economic policies have been tried.

I'm supposed to be a musical genius, but I can't work the car seat that well.

People before the public live an imagined life in the thought of others, and flourish or feel faint as their self outside themselves grows bright or dwindles in that mirror.

I can't tell you where I'm going . . . but I can tell you where I come from.

Philosophers call God the great unknown The great misknown is more like it!

Ethics, like natural selection, make existence possible. Aesthetics, like sensual selection, make life lovely and wonderful, fill it with new forms, and give it progress, and variety and change.

I want my ex-wife and children to be happy.