Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git thewuss tha wurk.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

The problem is that we are humans.

The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world that it leaves to its children.

We read to understand, or to begin to understand. We cannot do but to read. Reading almost as much as breathing, is our essential function.

Quite apart from the prestige of technology, people do, after all, prefer a simple idea to a complex one.

There is nothing new about humanism. It is the yielding to Satan's first temptation of Adam and Eve: "Ye shall be as gods." (Gen. 3:5)

One of the first lessons a president has to learn is that every word he says weighs a ton.

Women don't like violence, But when their husbands desert them, that is different.

What I regret most in my life are failures of kindness.

I leave scientists mentally scarred, Triple Extra Large, Wild like rock stars who smash guitars.

The key that opens the door to the faith is prayer.