Self-contemplation is infallibly the symptom of disease.

Teach a parrot the terms 'supply and demand' and you've got an economist.

He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.

Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come.

No man lives without jostling and being jostled; in all ways he has to elbow himself through the world, giving and receiving offence.

Endurance is patience concentrated.

I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom.

Nature alone is antique, and the oldest art a mushroom.

A strong mind always hopes, and has always cause to hope.

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

Of all acts of man repentance is the most divine. The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none.

Neither love without knowledge nor knowledge without love can produce a good life.

Putting 100% effort into "trying" will always make you successful. With that in mind it's important to remember that the effort part is never easy.

We hope for what we long to have.

It is not how fast a tree grows, but how well. It is not how big a fruit is, but how sweet.

Play With WORDS

The controlled freak-out is a beautiful thing. (Ephesians 4:26)

How many hours are there in a mile? Is yellow square or round? Probably half the questions we ask-half our great theological and metaphysical problems-are like that.

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

It is better to do nothing Than to do what is wrong. For whatever you do, you do to yourself.

To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail.