Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.

If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

I'll pour you the first one and after that, if you don't have one, it's your own f****** fault. You know where it is.

It is a destiny of a woman to suffer in silence.

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate.

The Ayurvedic route to great health involves two simple steps:1. Doing less

Believe in that One Thing That Sets You Apart: your skill, your idea or just you, yourself ! And, Never Stop Believing.

I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced.

The bustle in a house The morning after death Is solemnest of industries Enacted upon earth,-- The sweeping up the heart, And putting love away We shall not want to use again Until eternity

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

The situation in Gaza is intolerable. Not one destroyed house has been rebuilt Ppl cannot live w the dignity they deserve

Worrying about a problem is not a strategy for change.

Next to the wicked lives of men, nothing is so great a disparagement and weakening to religion as the divisions of Christians.